BALDY LOVE II: GIFTS


At Tinker's house...


Tinker: Gaah! What in the world should I give a real girl? I asked Danu, but she only had ideas that involved those stupid ball pigs. I can't think of anything.


Tinker: Should I give her one of my weapons? But which one? The one I used at that big massacre at Home Depot, or the one that I took with me the last time I went camping?


Tinker: Or what about a bottle of my favorite poison? Gaah. No. That won't do. She likes flowers. Flowers. But I never really go outside. How would I know what to get?


Tinker: I know! I'll order her a little piece of nature ONLINE! It'll arrive fresh and pretty!

 


Tinker: I hope it gets there soon. I hope she likes it.

At Viola's house...


Viola: Sigh. I wonder what Tinker is up to. Probably something bloody.


Viola: GAH I'm all so new to this... 'dating' stuff. How do you tell a boy you like him?!


Viola: I know!! I'll get him something! Oh but... I don't have any money. Maybe he would like something homemade?
Something he would really like?


Later...
Viola: *Hums as she colors*


Viola: I hope Tinker will recognize himself in the picture! Maybe I should add some more blood...

 


Viola: OOMPH This picture is huge.



Viola: Oh I hope he likes it! SIGH.

GO TO BALDY LOVE III

 

The "Baldy Love" stories are a collaborative effort. Danu and Tinker belong to me; Ariel and Viola belong to moonsong, whose website you can visit here.

© 2006 by moonsong and Darkwood