Danu Discovers a New Hobby

DW: Danu, weren't you going to clean up in here? It's really messy.
Danu: Mmm.

 
Danu: I'll do it in a minute, just when I finish reading this chapter. This book is pretty enthralling.
Especially when I should be picking up instead.

 
Danu: Oh! There's the doorbell!

 
DW: DANU! You're supposed to pick up, not leave more of a mess!

 
DW: What is that?
Danu: Oh, it's something I ordered. I've been really looking forward to getting it. It's from Japan.

 
DW: Japan?
Danu: Yup.
DW: Where did you get something from Japan?
Danu: On the internet. Where else?

 
Danu: Look! Here's its little wig!
It got a little messed up in the transit. DW: Did you say...wig?

 
Danu: And here are its lovely green glass eyes. I'm glad I ordered the expensive eyes. They're really worth it, from what I hear.
DW: ...eyes. Oh, no. Danu, you didn't buy a...

 
Danu: That's right! An Øïnks Super Pigfie!!
DW: A pig?? You ordered a plastic pig from Japan?!

 
Danu: He's not plastic, he's resin.
DW: Danu, I cannot believe you spent money on a plastic pig with a scruffy wig.

 
Danu: What are you talking about? He's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life! You're just not used to looking at Japanese art. I'm going to call him Sir Edwin Marthusial Valomyr the Third. And he's one hundred years old.

 
Danu: And the best part of it all is that I only spent half of next month's rent on him!

 
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