Danu Does a Photoshoot

 

DW: Whatcha doing, Danu?
Danu: Oh, just styling my pigfie so I can take some pictures. I'm doing a photostory. They're very demanding.

Danu: First of all, you've got to get all the settings on your camera just right. People say you're supposed to set some macro...or micro?...setting, but I can't really find it on this camera. Probably because this camera doesn't have any buttons and is made of plastic.

Danu: It's also really hard to pose your pigfie just like you want him...his wig tends to slip off at just the wrong moment....

Danu: Or sometimes he falls on the floor right when you have the shot set up. I hope his faceup is okay!

DANU'S PHOTOSTORY:

DW: My GOD, Danu. Is that pig anatomically correct!?!
Danu: Oh, yeah. It adds realism.
DW: Adds realism to a plastic pig with changeable hair and eyes...?
Danu: I told you, he isn't plastic. He's RESIN. He's not a fashion pig--they're a totally different kind of collectible.

DW: What are you doing now?
Danu: I'm posting the pictures to Sty of Angels and Sty of Demons.
DW: What?! Sty of Angels? Sty of Demons?! Danu, have you joined a cult?! You're perpetually giving all your money away, you spend all your time talking to the same few people in some strange kind of lingo nobody else can understand, and now you're talking about angels and demons? What have you gotten yourself into?
Danu: No, no. Don't be silly. It's not a cult.

Danu: Although now that you mention it, I see why you might think it's one... Maybe I'll post online and ask about it.

Want to see where Danu's posting?
Sty of Angels
Sty of Demons
(Sorry for the wonky layout on these--they kind of went crazy when I transferred them to my new domain.)

 

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