We are pleased to bring you Øïnks' Super Official Response to Current Copyright Issues
(This super official response is brought to you via PM copy-pasted from an email copied from someone's LJ,
so we know the information's right.)

 

Hello to wonderful fans of Øï Super Pigfie consumerisms.  We of course thank you for your very happy support and generous wallets in purchasing many quality Pigfie products.  We now must WARNING you of evil dastardly plan sprung unto action by evil dictator companies to make fake Pigfies.  (Many big thanks to Pigfie fans who show us these crimerific products.)  These crimerific products coming from mystery location somewhere in Asia, and sold over internet outlets.  Øïnks very much fear of crimerific products maiming and by many chances even to kill Super Pigfie fans.

Øïnks company is mad as hell and not to taking it anymore.  Fans of Pigfie deserve for not having crimerific products to destroy families and break critical bones of arms and legs.  Pigfie hobby is most fulfilling passion for having on entire earth, unless discouragement may occur from crimerific products.  This evil, dictator, communist, baby-eating products not will be a problem for longer.

We have put in call to President George W. Bush who assure us that if crimerific products seem to be terrorist in temper, soon will many secret teams go for dismantling evil, Hitler, Charles Manson factories.

Øïnks ask all fans for watching careful attention with crimerific products.  If products you find, keep safe distance and cover mouth and nose with damp cloth for safety of self.  Call Øïnks super fan hotline for informing of evil, cancerous, unhappy products.

Many thanks for continuing purchase of Øïnks Super Pigfie products so we are eating little rice every week and maybe even little Anika can having surgery for the heart that is life-saving.  Only is you are buying more Pigfies.  Thank you.

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